I played soccer for a while when I was Zoe’s age. I think my major strength was stripping all the seeds off of a plaintain seedhead in a single go. :-D (I was much more effective on the swim team.)
I’d suggest telling everyone what they should be doing, if done right then captain, but I suspect it wouldn’t be just bossy and wrong so best position would be left back in changing rooms
Cornelius Noodleman 9 months ago
My brother says, use her head for the ball. (I won’t let him see the comics anymore—I promise.)
danketaz Premium Member 9 months ago
Cheerleading?
eced52 9 months ago
Brutality?
BenGMan 9 months ago
Then what is it then?
jmworacle 9 months ago
How about whining, pouting, and tantrum throwing?
einarbt 9 months ago
Drama, to win a penalty.
iggyman 9 months ago
“Get them! Stop them! Block that goal!” Wait, is that Zoe or the parents? (My kids played soccer)!
markkahler52 9 months ago
Walking off the field after the game….
tremaine53 9 months ago
“The range she displays shrieking is absolutely otherworldly!”
nosirrom 9 months ago
Snacks.
6foot6 9 months ago
Hey that would fall under communication.. I am certain that is on the list.
ctolson 9 months ago
Sitting on the bench.
Chris 8 months ago
well why not! :L
Daltongang Premium Member 8 months ago
I have a granddaughter like that.
wordsmeet 8 months ago
Help here: Do parents get these input requests by email and they’re just multiple choice?
calliarcale 8 months ago
I played soccer for a while when I was Zoe’s age. I think my major strength was stripping all the seeds off of a plaintain seedhead in a single go. :-D (I was much more effective on the swim team.)
Zen-of-Zinfandel 8 months ago
Ah..spatial awareness.
[Unnamed Reader - 14b4ce] 8 months ago
Zoe’s strength is that %50 of the time she kicks the ball in the right direction
circleM 8 months ago
How about being a DIva?
Sophie Elizabeth Foster 1st 8 months ago
She can ref.
Spencer444 8 months ago
Yes, tattling for sure. She is a master-tattler… a perfected art form
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace 8 months ago
Thinking outside of the box.
DKHenderson 8 months ago
There should be a place for “Other_________________________________________”
The Quiet One 8 months ago
Maybe it should be an option.
John M 8 months ago
I’d suggest telling everyone what they should be doing, if done right then captain, but I suspect it wouldn’t be just bossy and wrong so best position would be left back in changing rooms
raybarb44 8 months ago
Drawing fouls…..
kab2rb 8 months ago
How about tattling on teammates?
Curiosity Premium Member 8 months ago
But it’s reality!