Monty by Jim Meddick for March 11, 2024

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    Ratkin Premium Member 10 months ago

    Have a sarsaparilla next time.

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    Grumpy Old Guy  10 months ago

    I didn’t know Fresca was even still available….

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    Say What Now‽ Premium Member 10 months ago

    Not exactly a hard boiled detective.

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    Dirty Dragon  10 months ago

    Lemmy took his with Coca-Cola.

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    Jayalexander  10 months ago

    The doll walked in on a pair of legs from the floor right up to her, ahem! She could stop a fire truck during a 3 alarm blaze which is where my heart was going.

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    rob.home  10 months ago

    Shoo her in, Effie! (The Maltese Falcon)

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    Pharmakeus Ubik  10 months ago

    I didn’t hear him enter, but my nostrils flared at the smell of his perfume… Pyramid Patchouli. There was only one joker in L.A. sensitive enough to wear that scent and I had to find out who he was.

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    MRBLUESKY529  10 months ago

    a nod towards Robert Parker? “Monty for Hire”.

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    nosirrom  10 months ago

    I doubt Monty know the difference between Maltese and Ford.

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    gawaintheknight  10 months ago

    It’s also good with Tab.

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    [Traveler] Premium Member 10 months ago

    “From 30 feet away she looked like a lot of class. From 10 feet away she looked like something made up to be seen from 30 feet away.”

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    Gameguy49 Premium Member 10 months ago

    If you like Fresca, drink Fresca, if you like whiskey, drink whiskey, but SIP it, don’t shoot it. Shooters are for people who want to get drunk, and sipping is for drinkers who enjoy a good whiskey.

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    F-Flash  10 months ago

    I think Monty found his shall we say “Nitch”, a hard drinkin, unshaven, PI,Spade’s the name.

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    joegeethree  10 months ago

    If it’s a test, let’s hope she passes.

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    NeedaChuckle Premium Member 10 months ago

    Hope this is the start of an arc and he gets a case!

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    walstib Premium Member 10 months ago

    My co-worker kept a whiskey bottle in his bottom desk drawer. It was filled with ice tea, which he would swig all day long. Later was laid off, go figure.

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    Barnabus Blackoak  10 months ago

    Jack Daniels and Dr Pepper is my choice for a mixed drink. I call it a Dr Daniels.

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    Redd Panda  10 months ago

    …she walked into the office, legs that a guy would die for and lips that had kissed a lotta mugs goodbye. I said “Take a chair kid.” She took the oak chair with the red leather seat. Took it and walked back out my door. I was powerless to stop her. I had fallen for her, like a blind roofer….

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    rossevrymn  10 months ago

    Just watched “The Maltese Falcon” again yesterday in anticipation of the new Sam Spade series; can’t think of anything more opposite than Monty snooping.

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    ckeller  10 months ago

    He just needs to add grey-toned paint, like Phineas and Ferb did.

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    SofaKing Premium Member 10 months ago

    Sometimes Calvin is a private eye. “I have 5 shots in me, one lead, four bourbon…”

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    k8zhd  10 months ago

    Bourbon and Fresca! Sounds about as appetizing as Scotch and Tang, or Gin and Scope.

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    mistercatworks  10 months ago

    Between the drinking and the routine head trauma, it was a wonder those old-time detectives solved any cases. :)

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    Maswartz  10 months ago

    Take a shot every time the punchline is “Monty is unmanly”

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    WandaW  10 months ago

    I love Fresca. It’s the only soda I buy. As for ketchup on eggs, ugh. I just dislike ketchup, period. I use salsa on my eggs and eat my French fries without anything.

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    I'm Your Captain  10 months ago

    I want you to find my Velma.

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  10 months ago

    He can be such a dick!

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    Ed The Red Premium Member 10 months ago

    “I needed a drink, I needed a lot of life insurance, I needed a vacation, I needed a home in the country. What I had was a coat, a hat and a gun. I put them on and went out of the room.”

    ― Raymond Chandler, Farewell, My Lovely

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