Monty by Jim Meddick for March 12, 2024

Silence….

You’ll know the hot dame has arrived when you hear the alto sax. “She was a dame that could make a priest put his fist through a stained-glass window.”

This is not how “Dail M for Murder” starts. Stunning Hitchcock movie. Must rent it.

Must get around to dialing. Those phone keypads are merciless.

Yes, yes I know: I’m a bit touched.

Wait, I thought it was the “Maltese Lantern”? No??

Of course, a dude shows up instead of a “hot” dame. This is Monty’s luck.

Is this a “Green Lantern” joke? What was his super power?

Tune in tomorrow for Grandma Wilkins and her Tale of The Missing Cat.

“Don’t care. Won’t care.”

Enter Charlotte Rampling

Awkward!!!!!!!! :)

So the lettering with his name is on the inside of the door rather than the outside. Weird.

The quickest way would be to get The Flash.

Monty as a detective IS pretty "comic"al.