Reality Check by Dave Whamond for March 13, 2024

Barbie’s Dream House is now on Elm St!

That works. As it is the 13th and my Friday.

That home a bloody mess!

Ah, Friday the 13th falls on Wednesday this month.

If you don’t pay your Exorcist, do you get repossessed?

Shouldn’t there be a street sign for “Elm Street”?

There are women who find Freddie Krueger sexy. I find them all frightening.

Run Freddie… Run!!!

She’s almost there!!!

Freddie and the dreamer…

Is she about to take possession of the house or is it about to take possession of her?

One person’s dream is another person’s nightmare.

I think.. she’s about to meet the man of her nightmares, not dreams.

The raffle is current in the Palm Springs broadcast area. Every year they give away a Dream Home, with construction donated by local companies & proceeds going to St. Jude’s. A good enough idea, I expect they do it elsewhere.

It looks good on the outside, but the inside’s a nightmare.

Is that the moon, a UFO, or a UAP …?

Ha! Best argument for getting home inspection I can think of!

Pucker up, missy, you’re in for a rude awakening!

Just don’t let him scratch you where it itches.

…or nightmares

If she doesn’t pay for her exorcism, she will be repossessed