Moderately Confused by Jeff Stahler for March 18, 2024

Go figure

One step forward ….. three steps BACK!!! Ect … ect … ect!!!

:-O

30 trips to the rest room.

Andy Capp has this problem.

The difference in the two times is staggering!

Via a slight detour.

There’s another bar in between.

I spent a summer frequenting a bar that was less than a mile from my house

Been there, walked that

Truth is more likely a stumble and weave if truth be told. You got a problem, Dude!

That’s because you will be staggering all over the place.

The app is called “Pub Crawl”.

People actually WALK to places!?

We need a punctuation mark that combines both the interrogative and the exclamation for those instances when you are thinking, “I can’t believe I have to ask this question!”

I don’t know what it would look like, but it should be called the interrogabang.

Or overnight if the police pick you up.

They’ll get in lots more steps on their fitbits as they weave their way home.

Kinda the opposite of a horse we had, took 40 minutes to get to school but only 10 to come home.

It is odd that bars have parking lots, and you are not suppose to drink and drive.

The shortest distance between two points is a straight line, which will be impossible after you’re done at the bar.

I was on my way home from the bar the other night, minding my own business, and some careless drunk stepped on my hand.

Just use your three sheets to the wind as a sail.

It naturally takes longer when you’re on your knees.

that’s a pretty brisk walk back, based on experience…

walking in, crawling home…