WuMo by Wulff & Morgenthaler for March 12, 2024

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    enigmamz  9 months ago

    Eat them both!

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    Jml58  9 months ago

    It wasn´t me. it was my wives.

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    Jml58  9 months ago

    I didn´t do it. I have my pride.

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    sergioandrade Premium Member 9 months ago

    Don’t eat the lawyer, too much colestrol.

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    cdward  9 months ago

    Tough to hate the lawyer if you’re the gazelle (I think that’s what it’s supposed to be).

    Till you get the bill, that is.

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    SquidGamerGal  9 months ago

    But you don’t understand. I wasn’t stalking. I was just getting dinner for my family!

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    zerotvus  9 months ago

    EAT THE LAWYER!!!! It’s your only chance……

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    Pickled Pete  9 months ago

    Where’s the beef?

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    Brich027  9 months ago

    He’s lion!

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    Jon Schutter  9 months ago

    And then the lawyer was eaten, the end.

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    Doug K  9 months ago

    This is outside of that court’s jurisdiction … that restraining order is not enforceable … it’s not even valid here.

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    bbbmorrell  9 months ago

    Lawyers taste good…. so I’ve heard.

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    jel354  9 months ago

    The prey should pray the order gets enforced.

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    Zebrastripes  9 months ago

    Like THAT will stop me! Bwaaaaahaaahaaa

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    Alberta Oil Premium Member 9 months ago

    Fair enough, as it happens the wife wanted lawyers for supper tonight anyway.

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    timinwsac Premium Member 9 months ago

    The process server was eaten and now the lawyer is serving up seconds?

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    anomaly  9 months ago

    But lawyers are fair game.

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    sandflea  9 months ago

    HA! Lions can’t read.

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    mistercatworks  9 months ago

    Tasty lawyers of the Serengeti

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    Gen.Flashman  9 months ago

    Actually the male lion seldom hunts, he leaves that to the females.

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    harvey812abc  9 months ago

    This seems like a good idea – Maybe the court could do the same and tell criminals they are not allowed to own or use guns.

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  9 months ago

    The restraining order’s supposed to be for Tiger, the gazelle is Eland Nordegren.

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    michelleasp  9 months ago

    Kangaroo Court?

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    RonBerg13 Premium Member 9 months ago

    Hmmm… Lawyer for desert – sounds good!

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    wellis1947 Premium Member 9 months ago

    Wulff & Morgenthaler made a mistake here, lions DO stalk their prey, it’s just that MALE lions usually don’t – and to make their point crystal clear, they’ve depicted the lion as male (see mane)…Incidentally, males that do not have a Pride are mostly scavengers…

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    gammaguy  9 months ago

    First, we eat all the lawyers.

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    meowlin  9 months ago

    So he’ll just have his harem do the stalking for him.

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