Wulff & Morgenthaler made a mistake here, lions DO stalk their prey, it’s just that MALE lions usually don’t – and to make their point crystal clear, they’ve depicted the lion as male (see mane)…Incidentally, males that do not have a Pride are mostly scavengers…
enigmamz 9 months ago
Eat them both!
Jml58 9 months ago
It wasn´t me. it was my wives.
Jml58 9 months ago
I didn´t do it. I have my pride.
sergioandrade Premium Member 9 months ago
Don’t eat the lawyer, too much colestrol.
cdward 9 months ago
Tough to hate the lawyer if you’re the gazelle (I think that’s what it’s supposed to be).
Till you get the bill, that is.
SquidGamerGal 9 months ago
But you don’t understand. I wasn’t stalking. I was just getting dinner for my family!
zerotvus 9 months ago
EAT THE LAWYER!!!! It’s your only chance……
Pickled Pete 9 months ago
Where’s the beef?
Brich027 9 months ago
He’s lion!
Jon Schutter 9 months ago
And then the lawyer was eaten, the end.
Doug K 9 months ago
This is outside of that court’s jurisdiction … that restraining order is not enforceable … it’s not even valid here.
bbbmorrell 9 months ago
Lawyers taste good…. so I’ve heard.
jel354 9 months ago
The prey should pray the order gets enforced.
Zebrastripes 9 months ago
Like THAT will stop me! Bwaaaaahaaahaaa
Alberta Oil Premium Member 9 months ago
Fair enough, as it happens the wife wanted lawyers for supper tonight anyway.
timinwsac Premium Member 9 months ago
The process server was eaten and now the lawyer is serving up seconds?
anomaly 9 months ago
But lawyers are fair game.
sandflea 9 months ago
HA! Lions can’t read.
mistercatworks 9 months ago
Tasty lawyers of the Serengeti
Gen.Flashman 9 months ago
Actually the male lion seldom hunts, he leaves that to the females.
harvey812abc 9 months ago
This seems like a good idea – Maybe the court could do the same and tell criminals they are not allowed to own or use guns.
Frank Burns Eats Worms 9 months ago
The restraining order’s supposed to be for Tiger, the gazelle is Eland Nordegren.
michelleasp 9 months ago
Kangaroo Court?
RonBerg13 Premium Member 9 months ago
Hmmm… Lawyer for desert – sounds good!
wellis1947 Premium Member 9 months ago
Wulff & Morgenthaler made a mistake here, lions DO stalk their prey, it’s just that MALE lions usually don’t – and to make their point crystal clear, they’ve depicted the lion as male (see mane)…Incidentally, males that do not have a Pride are mostly scavengers…
gammaguy 9 months ago
First, we eat all the lawyers.
meowlin 9 months ago
So he’ll just have his harem do the stalking for him.