Cue up John Anderson’s I’m Just an Old Chunk of Coal.
If only Superman was there to squeeze him into a diamond!
Diamond. The Early Days.
But look at all those Christmas Stockings he gets put into. How many diamonds get to do that?
I’ve always thought diamonds were too boring. I prefer the more colorful gems such as ruby, emerald, and sapphire.
Even many/most actual gemstones don’t become real jewels until they are cut and polished – and put in a nice setting.
I love diamonds.
Ernie: “Diamond in the Ruff!”
that’s Diamond Jim Broody.
Diamond Dave
Baah! You guys are the same as me, except now you’re just crystallized carbon with your atoms all stacked neatly!
I prefer coloured gems to diamonds.
You left out “I Guess!”
Are we again trotting out that tired, old (allo)trope?
Don’t feel so pressured! There’s another job for you! Warming homes and businesses!
FYI- burning Coal is warm but dirty. Not used as much as during the WWII era.
The coal better hurry, the Ides of March is nigh …!
A day for Jewel the singer. Cool.
So, the lump of coal has a pressing appointment, eh?
For some reason this comic makes me want to go fly a kite!
Pace yourself.
I thought they were kites!
But look at their carbon footprint!
if the coal becomes a diamond does that make it trans-gem-der?
Just a diamond in the rough.
oldpine52 9 months ago
Cue up John Anderson’s I’m Just an Old Chunk of Coal.
John Lustig (Last Kiss) creator 9 months ago
If only Superman was there to squeeze him into a diamond!
Imagine 9 months ago
Diamond. The Early Days.
eromlig 9 months ago
But look at all those Christmas Stockings he gets put into. How many diamonds get to do that?
Sue Ellen 9 months ago
I’ve always thought diamonds were too boring. I prefer the more colorful gems such as ruby, emerald, and sapphire.
Doug K 9 months ago
Even many/most actual gemstones don’t become real jewels until they are cut and polished – and put in a nice setting.
saylorgirl 9 months ago
I love diamonds.
backyardcowboy 9 months ago
Ernie: “Diamond in the Ruff!”
nancyb creator 9 months ago
that’s Diamond Jim Broody.
miztrniceguy 9 months ago
Diamond Dave
Dobie Premium Member 9 months ago
Baah! You guys are the same as me, except now you’re just crystallized carbon with your atoms all stacked neatly!
ladykat 9 months ago
I prefer coloured gems to diamonds.
Blaidd Drwg Premium Member 9 months ago
You left out “I Guess!”
Stocky One 9 months ago
Are we again trotting out that tired, old (allo)trope?
Zebrastripes 9 months ago
Don’t feel so pressured! There’s another job for you! Warming homes and businesses!
FYI- burning Coal is warm but dirty. Not used as much as during the WWII era.
Howard'sMyHero 9 months ago
The coal better hurry, the Ides of March is nigh …!
AndromedaMike 9 months ago
A day for Jewel the singer. Cool.
RonBerg13 Premium Member 9 months ago
So, the lump of coal has a pressing appointment, eh?
tlmatcsc 9 months ago
For some reason this comic makes me want to go fly a kite!
goboboyd 9 months ago
Pace yourself.
markkahler52 9 months ago
I thought they were kites!
Digital Frog 9 months ago
But look at their carbon footprint!
dbrucepm 9 months ago
if the coal becomes a diamond does that make it trans-gem-der?
Shikamoo Premium Member 9 months ago
Just a diamond in the rough.