Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for March 15, 2024

Henry’s a lot of trouble.

Henry can talk!

Poor Henry!

That’s going to be a pane to fix……

Poor Henry in pane.

We can tell it is “wizard” glass. It didn’t leave a mess of broken glass on the floor.

The Wiz doesn’t look too shattered, after what has happened.

You think?

Wiz is going to need a strong spell to fix the window and fix Henry!

How odd! A flat bay window.

We had birds fly into our sliding glass door on our deck. We got a roll of tape from the Audubon Society. You stick the tape to the glass and pull off the backing and it leaves tiny black squares on your windows. We haven’t had a bird fly into it since.

I think he lived…..maybe???

I just hope Henry has glass-resistant scales.

Henry can speak!? :o

YA think?

Is this an ancient Windex commercial or what?

I have one of those and birds will occasionally bounce off of it.

Shatterproof glass would have been more fun.

At first I thought the thing on the floor next to the window was a brick that broke the window. Then I realized that it’s a furnace heat vent. Then I wondered why the Wiz needed a furnace when he’s got Henry.

Birds do the same thing…

That window was not all that it was cracked up to be.

Uh, where’s all the broken glass? I’m sure Henry didn’t crash through the bay window from the inside, crawl back in and work on his neck stand.

Don’t you just hate when it happens to you? One of the dangers of high quality glass.

Henry appears to have shrunk to suit the convenience of the gag.

Flacco, the Central Park owl, had an even worse fate.

Not exactly a bird.

Henry would agree with that statement …… especially if it’s where Henry’s entrance was …… ;)

needed a little flying dragon sticker

Henry…what did you do?

This proves that like avians, dragons are descended from dinosaurs. And they are all bird brains.

We wondered why birds started hitting our new windows and found that the coating makes it look like a mirror, reflecting the image of our backyard.

LIGHT CATCHERS. Man, you guys were no help. my brain feels better now

Hank, as he’s known to his friends, speaks like five languages. English being one of them.