Free Range by Bill Whitehead for March 10, 2024

Worse than “Swain” Flu.

So, she’s a “biter”?

MAN, TIS must be the queen of hearts – heads…uum hats off!

She’s a Cougar , " watch out Boy she’ll chew you up ! She’s a Man-eater….."

She gets what she wants and when she’s done, off goes their heads.

You were supposed to eat those, not just bite them off.

I pray it never happens to me.

Well … Isn’t that nice … she saves their heads.

Most of her friends just chew theirs up.

Suddenly I’m hearing “She’s a killer queen. Dynamite with her mandibles, She’s some kind of cannibal.”

funny

Now this really bugs me! ☺️

Supposedly the male loses his life around 30% of the time, when the female eats him (depending on whether she’s hungry or malnourished), so there wouldn’t be a head to display.

And all have the same ‘Oh sh!t’ expression.

Man, tis she get around.

“Go!” indeed. It says here in this thing that a female praying mantis dies about two weeks after laying eggs. She seems to have wedged a lot of lovin’ into that short time.

LOLOL — OMG, this is very funny

She’s a Praying Mantis…..!

“and before we drink, let us pray!”

To all the men I’ve loved beforeWho traveled in and out my doorI’m glad they came alongI dedicate this song (I dedicate this song)To all the men I’ve loved before. (thank you, Willie Nelson and Julio Iglesias)