Reality Check by Dave Whamond for March 19, 2024

But, can you read the future?

She’s cheating.

The thought balloons do make it kind of easy.

she charges by the word balloon…

What are the lottery numbers?

Yesterday I heard a commercial on sirius/xm advertising psychics for $1 a minute. I wonder if they could see I wasn’t going to call?

One of my favorite true stories was when a psychics convention was held in New York City. When a newspaper reporter asked where the following year’s convention would be held, the reply was “We don’t know yet.”

Why did she have to ask me my name?

Cartoon Psychotics??

Sorry, sorry! I read that wrong!

( I wonder if she knows I can’t afford to pay her? )

I wonder if Dave (the cartoonist) has any psychic powers like this.

She’s just reading the thought balloons.

Trying to out-read each other….aaaaacckk!

<snort!>

She just read his thought balloon…

This one reminds me to take a physic.

At least they’re on the same page.

Unfortunately, this means she can only predict the immediate past (“predict the immediate past”). :)

Nice one, Dave!

Funny stuff!