Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for March 07, 2024

“Interstellar” got the Academy Award for Best Visual Effects in 2015.

And so balance was restored to the Universe.

You know, I never really understood the size thing until that brilliant dollar bill analogy! And now the universe is even bigger thanks to inflation…

Another fun fact is the you have breathed in some of the same inert argon atoms as Einstein and Jennifer Aniston. Only one of them has ever appeared at an Oscar ceremony. Guess which one.

Anne isn’t coming back; move on.

Who needs Anne when Jennifer Aniston is out there? Call me, babe. I have infinite dollars.

And we are all made out of STAR STUFF.

In other words, we’re all big balls of gas.

“There is a theory which states that if anyone ever discovers what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened.” Douglas Adams.

Mmph! He said “layabouts.”

24 years later Jennifer Aniston is still composed solely of atoms from our universe, but they’re almost entirely different atoms!

That’s why she doesn’t remember David Schwimmer in the Uber Eats commercial.

And something the Universe really doesn’t want you to know? (It’s still a virgin…)

True! Jennifer Aniston is Heavenly.

There are areas of the original universe which are now pretty much in a different universe because expansion has put them beyond the distance light can travel to catch up with them. Space itself can expand faster than light but no physical objects, such as photons, can move that fast.

You are a fluke of the universe. You have no right to be here, and whether you can hear it, or not, the universe is laughing behind your back.

34 Super Bowls! :)

I believe the one about Jennifer Aniston. The same is not true of her friend Gwyneth Paltrow. I don’t know what Universe her molecules are from.

Trying to understand the Universe will have you seeking the simplest answer. But it’s not all the Democrat’s fault.

The fact I find most significant about the Universe is that it is trying to kill us.