Herman by Jim Unger for March 23, 2024

you missed some of the instructions that GOD was telling you, didn’t you….tried to take a short cut..huh

One of Noah’s neighbors???

Shuddup and get me some duct tape.

What’s a cubit?

How long can you tread water?

“Just one more little sparrow,” you said. “Just one more teensy weensy little sparrow won’t matter”!

Maybe bringing along the termites wasn’t such a good idea after all.

You forgot to get your Coast Guard safety check up, didn’t you? And I’ll bet you didn’t sign up for maritime insurance, either. Honestly, I swear I don’t know why God bothered!

Better get a can of that spray stuff they sell on TV. Turns a screen door into a boat !

Bet he wishes he had left Mrs. I-told-you-so behind.

Everyone’s a critic!

If you read the Bible, there were no birds during the flood. After 40 days and nights God ended the flood and sent a dove with an olive branch to lead Noah to land ( I am not quoting the bible, just the Readers Digest version of events). That being said, where did all those other birds come from…the ark?

Non union labour, shoddy material and no sea trials… kinda what you would have expected isn’t it.

Well, whatever floats your boat!

Now what?

You needed a roof!

The bible is full of ridiculous stories.

It is not in the bible……..

I just hope they had ark owner’s insurance.

Noah: Early Attempts

(Jehovah had to hold off on the deluge.)

The unicorns got their revenge.

God: I said 1000 cubits, not 100 idiot!"

Gophers got at the wood.

Musta found a sandbar. Lucky!

Wonder if they’ll run into any unicorns.

Oh No-Uhh!

Darn icebergs.

You chose a fishing boat that’s why. Lol