Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 23, 2024

Rat can dump some junk for other people to take.

did they choose that job for Pig or did he picket?

A gateway act to other walks of life.

Is Pig planning to fence that fence?

Is Pig imitating Wilson from “Home Improvement”?

I wonder if Neighbor Bob knows about the plan to take all of his stuff…

Some people seem to be offended by EVERYTHING, real or imagined. ;/

I saw this on an episode of Hoarders!

Bad grammar will trip you up every time. There is a lot of it going around.

Send him to the Pun-itentiary from “Rabbits Against Magic.”

60yrs ago, when I was younger, to say that was considered a groanable joke.

Is Pig going to take up fencing?!

Is Pig recreating Pickett’s charge?!

..groan..

Pig should know better than to ask Rat for help. By the way, what happened to the Larry and the gun arc?

If good fences make good neighbors, is Bob getting a better fence? Or has he decided to give up being Mr. Nice Guy?

You say ah fence me say oh fence eh.

One of my daughters friends used to say and text “no fence”, which we still use

Sigh. I was hoping for a nice long Croc arc.

Pig, it looks like you’re taking de fence.

I’m too tired to be offended.

I didn’t take offence when I took a fence.

I was told not to touch the black musicians. All I said is that I would pick up all the wrappers!

If he takes a fence, I take a gate.

Surprised Rat didn’t say “no” right away since there is no esteem for neighbor Bob.

Your offensiveness offends me!

Great. Now Pig is going to start picketing!

But he can’t take that. That’s the section they use at football games for the “DE-FENCE” cheer.

" Hey! Neighbor!! "

Hey! Where did the Crocs go!

OOHH swing and a miss Duffy!

Now’s the time to b*tch-slap Pastis.

And their sword fight is scheduled for next day High Noon.

A lot of NFL teams need to draft a good de fence.

That reminds me, I need to clean out my back lot this spring. Anybody who wants to take a fence is welcome to.

Get the joke, but since Rat hates neighbor Bob, why would Pig even be asking?

There’s just no help for Rat — LOLOL

D-fense! D-fense!

At least Pig isn’t a fence.

sometimes simple and stupid is soooooo the funniest

And you want his fence too? Well, take it, but that’s all, he’s tapped out!(Remember, first episode of Animaniacs)