Mother Goose and Grimm by Mike Peters for March 27, 2024

Scotch Terrier?

I have a Captian Morgan.

Jack Daniel is the man who started the distillery. There should be an ’.

Could have done one about being more St. Patrick then St. Bernard.

His designated driver is Johnnie the dog Walker.

He’s definitely not Josè.

With a chaser of Captain Jack

One Bourbon, one Scotch one Beer … Well I ain’t seen my baby since I don’t know when

Beware, dog can’t hold his ‘licker’.

This reminds me of the little rummy dog in MASH who ended up going on the wagon.

I’ve seen eyes just like that on drinkers. Very good, Mr. Peters.

Whiskey drinkers, try Uncle Nearest whiskey. Nearest Green was a freed slave who taught the art of distilling whiskey to Jack Daniel. As a 40-plus year whiskey drinker, I can tell you it’s a little spendy but well worth it.