Agnes by Tony Cochran for March 30, 2024

ah … that’s gonna be a LOOOOONG time

You might get some greenbacks, but I doubt you’ll get much money.

Is that how cup holders in cars were invented?

Everybody shoots down Agnes’ hopes and dreams. Except, maybe, Bob.

I like it. I’ll order a pair.

Given the size of the table that’s not such a bad idea.

Grannie is something of a traditionalist.

How about a the new, detachable Table Gutter? Kid spills liquid, it doesn’t run off the table onto the floor; it runs into the gutter for easy clean up later. (Uh, no)

I’ll be at The Restaurant at the End of the Universe… ☺

There is something to be said about not worrying about tipping over cups or glasses at the table. She might be on to something…with free shipping!

I like the cup holders on boats with the built-in gyroscopes that make sure the drink is always level

gimbal

Great idea for a picnic table.

Not so fast Grandma; what you say makes sense – but how many people have gotten rich selling something nobody needs? Aggie may be on to her fortune here!

No more coasters!!! Brilliant! burp. :)

I could use one for this table I have my laptop on, and am eating lunch on.

More things to bang into is not what table needs.

after agnes gets the cupholder line squared away she can branch out into holders for candlesticks, napkins, magazines, and all the other stuff that clutters up the kitchen table… ☺

Can you make them cheaper than a coaster?

YES! So the wind won’t bow your cup away!