Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for May 30, 2024

«Chapeau» — quand Calvin a fait apprendre Français?

Get all the gunk you have and smear it all over Calvin, Susie!

And today’s Thursday.

“Last Saturday”. Snort…….

She’s loud and a little hysterical as well

I love Susie’s enthusiasm in the first panel! Calvin should really listen to Hobbes more and go play with Susie more.

Suzie, take action! Hug him!

To paraphrase Peter Venkman in Ghostbusters: ‘She slimed me.’

It’s too bad Susie can’t see Hobbes as Calvin does. Ah—the conversations they could have!

He’ll learn to love it one day.

It’s Thursday today, Calvin

Actually, if you get rid of the slimy, it spells GROG, a popular pirate drink.

Pirates never needed any girls, they could have all sorts of fun without them.

Being at sea for months at a time can really make you quite inventive.

Some top-secret club, the first girl Calvin meets he blabs the “secret.”

So did I Cal, and if it rains again this Saturday, I’ll do it all over again . . . altho I did give it a thought when it rained yesterday but Sat is still good. : )

Oh, I’ve had a couple slimy, no good women. They’re definitely out there.

You messed up a chance to make friends with her, again.

So many ways to go terribly wrong commenting on this. I’ll just stop now…

There’ll come a day Calvin when you want a girl to snuggle up to you.

In ten years Calvin, in ten years…

As I think back on the traditional Saturday night bath of my childhood, I guess it was so we smelled good for Sunday school.

Ahh… there is Susie Derkins. She will be wanting to join the club next. Will see how that goes…

The slime protects girls from boy cooties.

Or something like that…

She always expects that he’s going to be nice to her and is surprised and hurt when he isn’t. Definition of insanity?

But for now he’s laying negative groundwork for when he may want a girlfriend.

Last…Saturday?

Of course girls are slimy. That’s what makes it feel so good. Calvin doesn’t know about that yet…

It is hard to believe there are NO other kids in the neighborhood for Susie to play with.

The club is off to a good start!

Funny enough, in a fanfic my brother and I wrote, Calvin would think Susie taking a bath is slimy!

In ten years you will be begging Susie to smear her gunk all over you, Calvin!

I know she is still young, but she better learn fast not to argue with idiots!

There will come a day when Calvin will want that gunk on him.

Well, just “Get Rid Of Girls” would technically spell something

Only the slimy ones?

Why did god give girls legs? So they don’t leave a trail like a slug when they move. Girls are slimy!