Cornered by Mike Baldwin for April 26, 2024

“Asbestos” he can.

What if there’s an entrance fee at the pearly gates?!

I want to be cremated when I die. It’ll be the only chance I’ll ever have to having a smoking hot body!

that wallet is a hot item…

Must be a fire sale? …..and if you do show up to Heaven with all your gold, Saint Peter will only thank you for the pavement.

Where does she think he’s going?

Burning through some money!

So you know which way you’re going then

But…but…but it’s lavender and pink!

Remember when you’d go to a store and someone would walk you through the wallet choices? Now they’re all in a rack or on a pile. The nearest team member is miles away.

That’s why my wallet is thirty years old.

As a product, this wallet definitely isn’t heavenly.

I’ll take a dozen and give them out as party favors!

Are you insinuating that he is going to HE!!

Pay for it with AfterCard

What’s the PSI rating from Consumer Retorts Magazine?

I was hoping for a handbasket, but sure, ok.

If you can’t take it with you, then I’m not going. :)

Ar least he’s sure about where he will end up.

This woman must be related to the smart a$$ kid in today’s Flo and Friends. Way too much attitude!