Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for March 18, 2024

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    rmremail  8 months ago

    It’s school – nothing you say or do will be held against you…

    Once you graduate.

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    Wilde Bill  8 months ago

    Don’t tell her that there is a cartoonist that is documenting her whole life. She might crack.

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    Cactus-Pete  8 months ago

    Most memorable: one day. Most memorable that’s not self-incriminating: one day. Doesn’t narrow it down at all.

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    jvo  8 months ago

    Just scroll through your social media and see what got the most hits…. sorted.

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    Doug K  8 months ago

    The memorable day might just (have to) be the most recent one.

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    Count Olaf Premium Member 8 months ago

    LOL… recently the pea brains at work came up with the engagement activity of sharing one’s most embarrassing moment… Child please… : )

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    MS72  8 months ago

    My Jan 6 Story, by DJT

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    NeedaChuckle Premium Member 8 months ago

    Must not talk about The Incident whatever it was.

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    LawrenceS  8 months ago

    She has a lot to chose from. But the teacher will label it fantasy.

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    mindjob  8 months ago

    Nothing that isn’t incriminating is interesting

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    Munch  8 months ago

    Last night I was telling my daughter another daredevil tale from my youth and she replied *How are you not dead?".

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    dflak  8 months ago

    When my son was in about the third grade he was asked to write an essay one something interesting he did over the summer.

    He wrote about the time he flew to McDonald’s for lunch.

    The teacher told us that it was a well-written essay, but that she had asked the children to write about what they actually did and not some fantasy story.

    We told her it was true. There was an airport called the Tewksbury-McDonald airport. It was a small strip, about 15 minutes flying time from the base where I was a member of the aero club. We’d land, taxi the airplane to the grass, and go through a chain linked fence into the McDonald’s parking lot. We’d get our Big Macsa and Happy Meals and sit on the picnic benches and watch other airplanes try to land (it was a challenging field to get into).

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    Stan McSerr  8 months ago

    Hey teach, fun and essay don’t mix.

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    sandpiper  8 months ago

    I learned to be cautious about questions some to the stories my students wrote. Many of their fathers were watermen on Chesapeake Bay and had experienced a few of the oyster wars and the travails of crabbing. The Bay could sometimes become dangerous, as could the ocean east of Wallops Island.

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    sandpiper  8 months ago

    Danae would need to manufacture something ‘self-incriminating.’ Most of her fluffs are errors in judgement and are usually repaid with disappointment.

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    phileaux  8 months ago

    That’s similar to the question “Have you ever been convicted of a crime?” “Convincted . . . no never convicted”

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    oish  8 months ago

    Is this a rare cameo of the fun pajama wearing friend with the pony tail sitting next to Danae in class?

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    Bilan  8 months ago

    Danae could write about one of her trips with Capt Eddie. It would incriminate him, but not her.

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    Robert Miller Premium Member 8 months ago

    At 57, I’m lucky to remember what I had for lunch yesterday…

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    Buoy  8 months ago

    I suppose I would have had a few when I was that age, but now, so many to choose from! I feel blessed to have had so many great adventures. Here’s to a few more before I cash it in!

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    keenanthelibrarian  8 months ago

    Best to get your priorities right and set the ground rules.

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    einarbt  8 months ago

    Oops.

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    bakana  8 months ago

    A wise teacher who knows her students.

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    wordsmeet  3 months ago

    I have so many memorable days that are by nature self-incriminating. What’s the fun otherwise?

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