Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for March 19, 2024

Actually, Danae’s skill is in writing what she doesn’t know.

If she kisses up to the teacher and says that her class is the most memorable time, it’ll be an easy A.

Unlike Trump, Danae is pondering this issue while she’s young.

Edit with delicate deliberation, Danae.

Danae suffers from outlaw’s dilemma — how to keep the lies straight.

“If you tell the truth, you don’t have to remember anything” —Mark Twain

Gotta love Danae ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)

Captain Eddie can write something for her. The audience will gasp in amazement.

This is how a fiction writer is born.

The trouble is Danae’s most memorable days are all unbelievable. The teacher will think she just made it up.

Danae could just write about today the dilemma she is facing

Essay, confession, same dif.

Simple solution; Just start with the word “allegedly”.

Her favorite activities are waffling and blowing air.

I need to KNOW what I WRITE won’t lead to an investigation.

I had a professor in college who gave a very important bit of advice contrary to this: if you write what you know, you will very quickly run out of material. He said a better strategy is to write what you see around you, because then you will never run out, since the world is infinite. This of course is not helpful for Danae’s current predicament, since she has an explicit assignment, but it’s better long-term advice for a freelance writer.

There’s always a catch.

Write about the day you were completely truthful and you didn’t get into trouble…

Write your best work and change the names and places so the cops won’t suspect you

Roman à clef is the way to go

Happy Spring Equinox, everyone! Happy trails!

She knows she can’t write about ………The Incident !

This is an easy one. Write about the day she first met her horse

Odd how everyone went to Trump. I don’t know, but I wonder if a person has to list assets and a judge decides what to attach. A given property might not be enough, might take several.

Surely the statute of limitations will cover something.

Just write about this very day when you decided to become more circumspect, Danae. That should live in your memory forever.