Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for March 20, 2024

He’s not wrong

Is that Hagar?

They only wish they were dead.

Huns spy not know differences between sleeping and dead?

Nothing has really changed……….

I’m impressed by the spy disguise

Looks like it when politicians are talking.

Wait for the funny part where he speaks to a dead person in the audience, trips and falls on his asp and his wife has to come up and lead him off the stage. Annnd… Let the Pee Wee Hermanisms begin.

They were blahed to death!

Sounds like tRump’s handling of the pandemic.

Nothing says “Spy” like a black eye mask.

Contrast with present day where audience bent over laughing as the king speaks

The people lie bored to death. I barely escaped with my own life.

At least it was not a power point!!!!

That curious fellow in panel #2 has the mask completely hiding his proboscis. He must have a distinguished schnoz that would reveal his true identity. I could picture that if he sneezed, it would inflate like a balloon.

He bored them to death.

It sure seems like that, doesn’t it?

I won’t get political………oops!

dead people don’t snore

Gives new meaning to “bored to death”…but this is actually death by Finkicide!

The Kings SOTK (State of the Kingdom address) Considering the actual State of the Kingdom, it would actually put the people to sleep.

And Trump wants a bloodbath.

Putin accidentally signed orders for a “Special Military Campaign Operation” for Moscow.

Secret weapon if it works on invaders.

It also strikes fear in the hearts of would-be invaders: “If he’ll do that to his own, what chance do we have??”

Fink is telling his people a fantasy tale of higher wages in a high inflation economy … even though essentials cost more for smaller sizes, the people have more income to spend.

That mask is so inconspicuous.

His speeches would be a lot more popular if people were allowed to lie down. :)

A sleeping crowd is a safe crowd.

LOL!!!