Ripley's Believe It or Not by Ripley’s Believe It or Not! for March 19, 2024

Hopefully you gave that turkey bacon a decent burial!

Why can’t we close our nostrils when there are other people smoking?

Nostrils – - that’s about noses, right?

Well here’s a story about a suspected Covid-19 male patient lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose. A young student female nurse appears and gives him a partial sponge bath.

“Nurse,” he mumbles from behind the mask, “are my testacles black?”

Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, “I don’t know, Sir. I’m only here to wash your upper body and feet.”

He struggles to ask again, “Nurse, please check for me. Are my testacles black?”

Concerned that he might elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from worrying about his testacles, she overcomes her embarrassment and pulls back the covers.

She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his testacles gently in the other.

She looks very closely and says, “There’s nothing wrong with them, Sir. They look fine.”

The man slowly pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her, and says very slowly,

“Thank you very much. That was wonderful. Now listen very, very, closely:“Are — my — test — results — back?”

Turkey bacon is NOT a quality meat.

New Category “Why”

The cooked the turkey bacon before realizing it would take time to find a giant fried egg to match

Cordyceps mushrooms – the basis of “The Last of Us” games and TV series. <>

where’d they find a 17 foot long turkey?

Hoping that @gent sees sloth bear thing, cause he likes sloths.

Where did they find a turkey that big?

That was one huge turkey! I’m glad I didn’t encounter it alive!

“Attack of the Zombie Ants” coming to a theater near you!

I think I already saw the movie about the zombie fungus. No wait it was pods not fungus.

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Attack of the Zombie Spiders!

Turkey bacon is not bacon, almond milk is not milk.