Day by Dave by Dave Whamond for March 28, 2024

Jerks!

Anybody else remember the movie?

Deposit? In the best bird sense, I presume.

Somehow they know. They always know.

Once a year. Sounds about right!

Will making a deposit on it give the depositor exclusive rights to make further deposits on it?

Is the bird Acura enough to hit it while it’s moving?

Only if he parks under the wire….then a whole flock will join in….

Good bird joke, man!

Got a good laugh from this!

Washing the car on March 28 will ensure that you have snow, rain, sleet, or a combination of the above in addition to the bird droppings.

I may wash my car today (really needs it) if the wind ever dies down…

It took me a second. But as I scrolled down, suddenly, “Oh—Birds!”

Good one,Dave

“Oh, the moon is bright tonight upon the car wash,

So I’m having my Volkswagen washed again.

But the way things go with me, the way my luck runs,

Just as soon as they’re finished, it will rain."

—Allan Sherman (R.I.P.)

Very funny!

No worries today … nasty weather here, so maybe down the road …!

Plop, plop, whiz, whiz, oh, what a relief it is.

I’m giving my age away here, but, shades of Red Skelton.

Who??? ……………just kidding!

Guano go look at some different models?