Herman by Jim Unger for March 28, 2024

Tout suite!

Bugle.

He’s just trying to jazz up the place.

Either way, you toot.

Actual out loud laughter from me on this one. Brilliant!

And it’s still probably raw inside

It’s The Boogie Woogie Bugle Boy from the maître d’ .

And a schmeer!

Charge back to the kitchen and get me one

HAVE HIM PUT THE MOUTHPIECE IN HIS EAR!!!!!

What? I should play it for you sir?

Can’t wait to see him bring out the lox

But sir, you can’t blow a bagel… at best it would be cheesy.

LOL!

Very funny today and not totally unrealistic in current times.

“I’m not a bay gull. I’m a music man.”

The customer stands for his order to be corrected.

You can’t play reveille on a bagel.

They are blowing their bugel on how wonderful their bagels are…

Tonight on Investigative Reporter: When waiters don’t get the hearing aids they need.

With locks!

Took me a minute, but now I’m wal’king around without my a$$….

So, this means he won’t be getting any schmeers

This strip is beautifully brutal both art wise and jokes. My definite favorite.

@Jim Unger – That is funny….a good laugher!

So where’s the locks to go with the bugle?

Hurry it up or I’ll schmear you!

reminds me of Shakespeare: “tuba or not tuba…that is the question”

Just eat your bugle and stop complaining.

But now that you’re here.. play something snappy

He keeps the bugle around just for this joke.

So, next he brings out Snoopy?

One time I actually did ask for a bugle and they brought me a little, conical shaped corn snack.

Good one! If a guy came up to me with with a bugle with one of my migraines…..

Could have misheard it as beagle instead. Woof.