Strange Brew by John Deering for March 29, 2024

Your waiter will seat you in the Naugahyde section

ewwww.

Just call the cops with an indecent exposure complaint… his troubles will be bottomless….

And I add: NO PHOTOS

Come on in. Just don’t sit down.

I’m just here to have a drink and hang out.

Yes, he did.

Ummm right this way…through the kitchen and OUT The back door to the alley!

Apparently it’s cold in there.

I’ve seen quips about those signs since the ’90s, but this may be the first time the employee admitted validity.

Stay away from the salad bar!

“And the gentleman over at the bar would like to by you a drink.”

could’ve at the very least shaved his legs!

Ha! Cheeky devil!

who does he think he is? Ziggy?

Yep, now it’s a police problem and not a restaurant policy problem.

I think it would be great to have my own policy. If I don’t get waited on, I’ll start taking off my clothes. “No Service. No Shoes. No Shirt.” :)

Ewww!

I always wondered whether that would work…

But I’ve heard he tips well.

We can see who doesn’t wear the pants in the family.

just barely… ☺