Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for March 30, 2024

Bob would catch worms when he was an early bird. Now he’s a late bird and the worms have caught up with him. Eat the worms. It’s what Bob would have wanted.

Robin Hood

Bob was too early, or he’s dead and the worms are making short work of him???

FOOD FIGHT!!!

Early bird, early bird!

The worms crawl in, the worms crawl out,

Bob wasn’t good for much when he was alive but he’s good to eat now.

When the red, red Robin stops bobbing along.

If the “worms” are actually maggots, it should be fine.

The early worm got the bird?

Indirect cannibalism!

Bob is no longer bob,bob, bobin’ along

Eat the worms, not Bob. Waste not, want not.

MAGGOTTETTI!!

When we return to dust, we have to pass through the worms, and then dry out.

Gross and LOL at the same time.

Bob: A plague on both your houses; they’ve made worms’ meat of me.

Umm, I’d step back, what killed Bob is now in those worms. Maybe eat nuts or seeds for a bit.

Guys, you’re descended from predatory theropod dinosaurs. What would your ancestors have done?

This time, the early worms got the bird…I think that’s called Karma.

Bob’s last name was white..

robins eat worms, usually the earth worm kind

“We may have to eat him.”

“I know. I cannibal leave it.”

“Should we tell the rest of the flock?”

(Twist on an old “business ethics” joke.")

Hey, as long as they’re not gummy worms…

That’s a little more direct than when humans eat fish caught with worms that ate humans.

This joke’s bad taste, I guess. Especially on a day where we celebrate resurrec-toon.