Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for March 29, 2024

Are you here to make a withdrawal or a deposit?

The only clinic in town that still sells Oxycodone

I heard you were having a special on son-in-laws?

I go to a legit pain clinic, put off getting a hip replacement for 3 years. VA approved!

They have a special on the “stop hitting yourself” pain management technique.

It’s more of a club…

Do you have something for a headache?

Sure, use this hammer.

Nice little democracy ya got here.

Be a real shame if something happened to it.

Um .. mine?

When a little boy is angry, he just punches whoever is nearest and then he feels better. At least until they hit back. Same principle here.

They must not be very successful if they’re working from a sleazy office like that.

You can get your pain to go or you can have it delivered to you.

Or would you like to have it delivered to someone you know?

They specialize in kneecap replacements

Oh, boy, I could sure go down a rabbit hole with this one…

There was a blurb on the news yesterday that the Diabetic medicine Ozempic, which costs over $1400 a month without insurance costs only $5 to make.

It costs less money to set aside money for funeral expenses than it does to afford medicine that prevents nephropathy, blindness, limb amputation and organ failure that only costs $60 to make a 1 year supply for one person.

Speaking of… the 1984 classic “Once Upon A Time In America” has been playing on one of the cable movie channels for the past few weeks. It’s quite good imo.

Why are you hitting yourself in the head with a hammer? Because it feels so good when I stop.

No pain, no gain. Beautiful art. Love the color.

“Professional legbreakers”,they used to call them.A dying breed

Just another closed-door meeting of the real RNC…

Since when do insurance agents call their offices clinics?

Too many companies have painful management.

Wrong kind of pain clinic, my friend.

Wrong specialists.

See also: Personal Injury Lawyers