Lola by Todd Clark for May 26, 2024

How about sweet potato vanilla pudding ice cream pie?

Eww.

It’s probably that same batch they bought 5 years ago and can’t even give away

MANY years ago when I had my own store I sold slushies and I also had top quality ice cream. For an extra dollar I added ice cream to the slushie and called it a slush-float. They became a major top-seller. I’m surprised the idea didn’t catch on elsewhere.

Personally, I’d go for the cherry flavour.

Like A.I. … Pumpkin spice is slowly taking over. (No problems with the Pumpkin Spice on that note ..)

I was at Hobby Lobby a couple of weeks ago and they had their Fall decor out already. Pumpkins were everywhere! It’s not even summer yet. Talk about pushing the season! Really NOT what I wanted to see!!

When no answer is the answer

Come back next week, Lola, and you’ll see June Drabble picking up Halloween candy.

I’m a bit tired of the pumpkin spice gags, but this one hits at the time of year when you least expect such jokes so I got a laugh out of it. It has the “Spanish Inquisition” factor going for it. I also have to admit if I encountered anything pumpkin spice at this time of year, I would have to ask the same question!

Aw, man. They just had to make a pumpkin spice Slushee. Yuck!

I’ve never had pumpkin spice in anything but pie, and on the rare occasions that I’ve had someone else’s pie, the spice wasn’t the same as what I use. I’m not attracted.

The cherry is left over from 1985.

Even if I liked those kinds of drinks, I don’t think I’d go for one with pumpkin spice flavor. So I wouldn’t even bother with the follow up question.

Pumpkin spice is bloody ridiculous