The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for April 03, 2024

his soul reason for medicine is feet

The doctor seems to have a different opinion.

Then why did you go to a Podiatrist?

His feet smell and his nose runs?

Doc is in a better place to judge that just now.

He has foot odor, but he doesn’t have a problem with that.

Dr. Scholl regards flat feet to be his arch nemesis.

The doctor will prescribe “Zino Pads”!

He’s a sole survivor?!

But Dr Scholl is ONLY interested in feet…

And the irate patient Rambles on …

The treatment will be the same if he has a sore throat or his feet stink, or anything else, for that matter. This doctor will perform a walletectomy.

William Matthias Scholl was indeed a podiatrist. He is long dead, but the Scholl inserts do help with my heel pain.

Loyola was my grad school. Go Ramblers! NCAA Basketball National Champs!! ( Well, when I was 9 yo back in 1963, but still milking it).

This is kind of on this patient.

If he has a sore throat, why did he come to Dr. Scholl’s office?

Is this before he became an arch fiend?

Doc: "I"m making sure you can foot my bill."

Loyola U. isn’t that the splinter university that broke off from Crayola U?

I don’t get it. Seems like he is going to a podiatrist? That’s like going taking a pick up truck and asking for an oil change at a motorcycle custom paint facility.

This is a corollary to the old expression, “When you are a hammer, everything looks likes a nail.”

Dr Scholl was an internist with a fetish.

Why Loyola? I would have thought Johns Hop-kins.

He thought about becoming a proctologist, but then they would have called him an A-Scholl.

That’s what you stink!

When you have a hammer, everything looks like a nail.

So THAT’s how Dr. Scholl got his start!

Dr. Scholls sole.

Good old Dr. Scholl! His products are everywhere and still work.

He should have gone to an Otolaryngologist not a Podiatrist.

Dr. Shool knows his stuff

https : // www . drschollsshoes . com /

He’ll treat the agony of de feet.

The good doctor is padding his account. This one tickled me.

Scholled American!

His destiny was shoe in.

You’re not as close to your feet as the doctor is, so how would you know?

he only has a problem with foot odor when he puts his foot in his mouth…

I’m writing you a prescription for Vicks VapoRub. Rub some on the soles of your feet every night, you’ll be fine.