Reality Check by Dave Whamond for April 01, 2024

Remember when coffee was just…coffee?

Over 15 items? It ain’t no coffee.

If you have ever actually tasted their coffee you will understand why people add so many other ingredients to it.

Love the name of the shop on the window.

This might get me to step into the coffee shop.

I often forget the name of the coffee while I’m ordering…

Mine is black … black as the Ace of Spades!

So he stepped over the Line?

“And we don’t take american express”

This really speaks for me! I don’t put anything extra in my beer. Same goes for coffee.

Please keep the idea of mixing beer with tomato juice to yourself too!

Thank heavens for Tim Hortons, where one can order a medium double-double. No muss, no fuss.

(˃̵ᴗ˂̵)… okay… that’s just hilarious!

… ‘nuff said!

It is just like the little girl on the movie Airplane said..“I like my coffee black, just like my men.”

What a great idea!

He’s better off with just decaf Sumatra.

That dudes too old to be ordering a complex drink.. unless, he is ordering for his honey waiting in his car.

I love the name of your coffee shop! Snuck THAT in!

Still is my house. Walmart Great Value instant and whole milk top off for pennies a mug.

Ha! This should be the law!

The sizes can be confusing too … but, Veni, Vidi, Vici …!

Only the hard stuff and brewed for an hour, please.

Seriously, there should be, by law, a straight-espresso-only line. I want an espresso, not to wait in line for a performance piece.

great idea!

Why is the female customer barefoot? :)

Covfefe Coffee…. I see what you did there!

4 Espresso with milk, sugar, foam and a cookie. Yup, that’s 16 items.

That line to the left should be “coffee wankers”