Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for April 02, 2024

Can’t beat that logic.

plain and simple – i like this life style (minus the canal)

Only thing worse than a glass half empty, is a glass completely empty!

The worthless bum is getting slow—he used to down a pint in less than 1 minute!

ask a foolish question Horace…

Does he mooch off of everyone?

It works better on people whose short term memory is less than ten minutes.

What’s the matter? Are you slow?

“Poor old fool.” thought the well-dressed gentleman as he watched an old man fish in a puddle outside a pub. So he invited the old man inside for a drink. As they sipped their whiskeys, the gentleman thought he’d humor the old man and asked, “So how many have you caught today?”

The old man replied, “You’re the eighth.”

Andy makes a good point. That logic is hard to argue with. But the lad another pint, Horace. Dilly! Dilly!

Ignore him lad. He shouldn’t be getting anything from your wallet.

And you were already soused BEFORE that one!!

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Oom pah pah

Aw c’mon mister purple suit. The man’s thirsty. In addition, his nose is not yet red. Help him achieve that goal.

Another day missing the newspaper.

With enemies like Andy, Who needs friends

Good reasoning.

Rationality lives on.

Refining the skill of cadging.

Silly question!

Ten minutes ago? It took Andy 10 minutes to drink a pint? I find that hard to believe.

Chalkie, should get him a beer gift card for the nights he cannot make it.

Shameful and shameless.

You don’t say?

xxx

I’ve been wondering for years why Chalkie or Horace or anyone else would buy Andy a drink. They all know full well that he’s not going to be “good for it.”

Does that answer your question, Horace?

Andy makes perfect sense.. to Andy.

Andyid a fast drinker when somebody else is paying

You’d think that deep, deep, deep,deep, etc, down he’d have a very small shred of decency and pride