That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for March 25, 2024

The artist decided everyone would benefit if he didn’t show the model’s face.

/// We don’t know why she’s facing away.

Her head’s bowed— to observe or to pray?

Was the model OK

that he chose to portray,

not her face, but how much she must weigh?

For some reason, this portrait didn’t keep Ingrid’s identity a secret.

You should never trust a skinny cook.

the artist was behind in his work…

Ingrid took a moment to put on her ‘game face’ before turning to greet her husband.

I haved committed impure thoughts 28 times last month. Sorry missed one.

The latest Scandi design trends…..

The pregnancy test…..

Matilda’s a broad shouldered lass/

who is even more broad through the @$$ ./

Side to side, end to end,/

her dimensions extend/

To the point you must signal to pass..///

She’s one melancholy Dane /

and the reason, folks, isn’t the rain./

It’s the Crosswinds she faces/

in cross country races./

She just can’t seem to stay in her lane.

And for the many connoisseurs of f@rt jokes among us:

When Matilda the maid passes gas,/

everyone leaves the kitchen en masse./

When she opens the casement, /

it escapes from the basement/

And offends passers by as they pass.///

No mere mortal can hope to compete/

With the force (not to mention the heat)/

And the volume is such/

That one man dropped his crutch/

On the other side of the street.

O my sweet Lord Kensington! Can’t wait to meet you after the dinner tonight!! (Texted she!)

Great-gramma Greta Widette worked in a bakery shop before emigrating to America. Her great-grandson Hugo became an early writer on Saturday Night Live. He required special chairs and toilet seats.

Sadly this IS Henrietta’s best side.

And then, in her sadness and grief, she made cookies.

A Mom approved pinup for teenage boys

The artist was talented, but always had trouble with faces

Y’know what’s hard to paint? Hands. They are very complex…. Also faces; faces are very hard to get right too.

I’m sorry for saying it, but yes, that apron does make your butt look big.

After too many pop quizzes in the same week, the class forced Miss Larsson to stand in the corner.

The limericks were good and the comments funny, but so far nobody has topped Mr. Melcher’s caption. His made me laugh out loud!

It was later discovered that the artist was also a song writer for Sir Mix-A-Lot. (He could not lie.)

“Nobody ever believes me when I tell them that I was the one who inspired ‘Fat-Bottomed Girls’.”

Hilda was thankful for her job and took time to thank the Lord! Amen.

“How can I leave this behind “ – Spinal Tap

I saw the dogs run off with tonight’s tenderloin.

The teacher was going to have the class paint a still life, but then finally remembered that she forgot to bring the fruit.

Woman seen from the Back: 

Paste (including the quote marks) 

"Category:Aprons in art" Wikimedia 

(syntax supported by the Google, Bing, Yahoo, DuckDuckGo, Ecosia and Yandex search engines) in the browser address bar (or search for it using one of those search engines) and choose the first Category: found and once there find the text string KMS3671, and click its link for info and links that point to more info (perhaps best viewed using the Google Chrome or Mozilla Firefox browsers, which can automatically translate most webpages if necessary) about this roughly jumbo envelope size painting. 

Again, a larger strip image is shown by (Ctrl- or right-) clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #3292 (March 24, 2024) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment, and using the dropdown menu. I have added a comment there pointing to the blog entry with my comment pointing to info about this artist I used to point to here. So far, 4 works by him have been used here, the January 27, 2023, strip being the prior.

99…a hundred….Ready or not, here I come!

GRETA looked Everyware for something to hold but there was nothing around.

“Woman Seen from the Back”, 1888