Ziggy by Tom Wilson & Tom II for April 13, 2024

No big deal, just pick one you like on the carousel and grab it.

So the moral of this story is, people, DON’T fly on EBAY Airlines! They would love to pilfer your luggage and sell it for their own profit!

Ha! ha! ha! ha! ha!…

I would hope then that the airline would buy it back themselves and return it to the rightful owner since they are the ones responsible for losing it in the first place.

On sale? How much money will Ziggy save buying it back?

Just check with Unclaimed Baggage – The Nation’s Only Retailer of Lost Luggage – 509 West Willow Street, Scottsboro, Alabama 35768 – they also have a website

The bad news is you’ve been bumped by an illegal migrant, that flies for free, without inspection, or having to take their shoes off like every American citizen has to do when going through inspection. Is this a great country or what? Well, it used to be any way.

YAY! good news ;+)

Will it cover the cost of my next flight?

Another in a long list of reason why we don’t fly commercial.

“Certified Unopened” or empty?

What’ll be your bid?

Airlines don’t lose a lot of luggage. They just send it to some place you can’t afford to visit.

The worse news is that the nuclear waste czar is wearing your underwear.

Oy Vey! The Chutzpa!

Stolen by a former Energy Department employee?

Unclaimed Baggage in Scottsboro, Alabama.