Cornered by Mike Baldwin for May 15, 2024

“Scrub schlubs.”

…of him.

Yeah, make it look like an accident!!!

You need to wash afterwards

If I have surgery anytime in the future, I’m going to tell the doc’s I’m a lawyer!

Maybe gloves would be a good idea. Thick gloves.

At least he isn’t a politician.

A lawyer, huh? Well, watch what his leg does when I press right here!

Funny he agree to your steenky terms and sign legal form eh.

well we know it’s not heart surgery, lawyers don’t have a heart

Lawyer? Triple your price and have him sign 83 forms of fine print. Next, tell him to see a different doctor.

the patient is wearing legal briefs…

Yes, you should. Before and after.

Exchange his brain for Bill the Cat’s. Hilarity to follow!!

knock him out he won’t know the difference… is what I’d like to say, but you should wash your hands anyways. cause it’s just gross if you don’t. :p

Bring the tiny print catalog of wavers for him to sign and have notarized .

Why? He probably doesn’t.

The Hypocritical Oaf: First, wash your hands of all patience — and patients.

Malpractice makes perfect.

Overruled!

Don’t worry, being a Lawyer isn’t contagious.

Wait…what?…you mean…….

Hungarian doctor Ignaz Semmelweis realized that by washing his hands before tending to women in labor, he could slash the maternal mortality rate. Pregnant women flocked to his hospital precisely because they had a better chance of surviving childbirth, but fellow doctors were indignant over the implication that their unwashed hands were deadly. Semmelweis ended his days in an insane asylum and missed seeing his theory vindicated.

what, too many medical malpractice lawsuits?

Ouch.

They must be quite conflicted. They took an oath to do no harm, but on the other hand, one less lawyer could save maaany lives…

That’s what Pontius Pilate said. Better follow his lead…..