Close to Home by John McPherson for April 08, 2024

He started his business from scratch.

He has Yul Brenner and Telly Salvalas in a vault because they are so rare!

His business is head and shoulders above the rest!

I’m saving up my dandruff—just in case I ever get famous. Or—more likely—infamous.

It’s 50 years since I last had dandruff. I guess I’ll never be famous.

Got any Sr. Patrick Stewart?

People would buy it.

What the heck was that?!!!

It sounded like a big, giant, eeewwwwwwwwwwwww!

Don’t forget The Rock, Dwayne Johnson.

Hi, Bleeb. Good to see you, buddy.

No, thank you. Now I’ve been turned off snow globes forever!

Eww

eww… :p

Comes complete with a Certificate of Authenticity!

Is the dandruff real? If so, how did he collect it?

Is it certified? Was it collected with their consent?

Where is the proof that the dandruff is from who you claim it to be from?

[a la Bugs Bunny] Could it be we’ve taken idolization of celebrities too far? Eh, COULD be!

Where are the prices? Make an offer? Truly collectables.

Ballard Street TNG

They could be worth Millions

He should have P T Barnum up on the list of celebrities.

Ha, love it! And I can see this working.

Consider counseling John…

In order to get close to the celebrities, he had to buy scalped tickets.

Maybe he can get Head and Shoulders to sponsor him.

this is kind of gross

8^)

Apparently he’s been given the “brush off” by a LOT of celebrities.

I’ll take the Musk globe. Might have a micro neuralink in there