Close to Home by John McPherson for April 11, 2024

The original “careful what you wish for…”

She must be one of todays “Christians”

The guy two ahead of her seems happy. I guess he’s anticipating a heck of a good time…

definitely let her go first!

A lot of people have been earning them lately.

…and THAT’S why she’s in Hell.

Why would you want one?

She seems to be the only one not wearing glasses. Any ideas why that might be?

Hey, is that (a) Karen?

Everybody back on their heads! … oops, wrong pit!

Looks like poor Bleeb has crossed to the dark side, too.

I wouldn’t want to use that.

The perks of being a ‘Karen’ finally realized.

I know someone in need of a “Get Into Hell Quick” card.

A fast pass is a handy thing to have when you’re stuck in a lineup and you really need to pee.

Everyone is wearing fire retardant clothes.

Uh, hon…this isn’t the line to a ride in Disney World…

Hey! Guess what HER eternal torture is going to be!?!

I wouldn’t brag about having a fast pass for where she is going. I would rather stay in line.

I remember an old Farside comic, where everyone’s walking around in flames, and there’s a coffee pot. A guy pours a cup and starts drinking, and yells “they’ve thought of everything! Even the coffee’s cold!” Lol!!

Or you can get a free pass if you sit through one of their presentations. That is also truly the definition of … well, you know.

She’s in a hurry to see her friends.

Otherwise known as a handbasket.

Her fate was sealed when her parents named her Hellen.

Ain’t no man or monster, or woman, in this world that scares me anymore … When I get there I’ll be a Gate-Greeter, just like Wal-Mart or Costco … “Hi, welcome to Hell!” ;)

“Hell hath no fury”….wrong cartoon.