Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for April 30, 2024

If one or both parties get cold feet, will the viewers be refunded?

You think?

Don’t waste your money, Mike.

Cheaper than alimony.

Today you can get half of a certain person’s bible for that price. Probably the old testament half, the part that has the smiting, vengeful God.

Why get married in the first place ?

Considering that JJ gave birth to Alex live on cable TV (as performance art, I think?) – this is NOTHING new.

I fully support this. I already don’t like weddings, and this would give me a perfectly valid excuse to skip it.

The following part of the wedding would be worth $29.95: I now pronounce you Mr. and Mrs. LOOOZER!

That is cheaper than a wedding gift – SOLD!

You can upgrade to the premium package with no commercials for only $49.95.

They’ll probably try to charge double that for the pay-for-view divorce.

That price includes the Ticketmaster charge, such a deal!

And 77 SUNSET STRIP reruns thrown in