Clay Jones for April 01, 2024

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    Psilocybin Fernensis  3 months ago

    Yeah, and the $100,000 price tag to take a photo with Joe, Barack, Clinton is sooooo much better!

    Trump has the People, dems have the out of touch donors….and Clay, you’re not in the club, buddy, you’re just a bootlicker.

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    adunano367  3 months ago

    He could still do it. And probably will.

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    clayjonz creator 3 months ago

    Fern has to attack me personally in his very first comment on this cartoon. I just want the hypocrisy and pettiness noted.

    Fern, Trump also has expensive events and has charged over $500K per couple at one and $250K per ticket at another. His event for Giuliani was 100K per plate. And, all these events were held at Trump properties which means Trump is paid by his campaign to host the event. Fact. When Biden has an event, none of the money goes into his own pockets, unlike when Trump the Grifter hosts one.

    It should also be noted that those expensive events raise money for political campaigns. Trump’s Bible grift goes directly into his pocket, just like his golden sneakers and NFTs. Comparing political fundraisers to Trump’s grifting is a false equivalence.

    You say “dems have out of touch donors.” Trump has suckers.

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    rekam Premium Member 3 months ago

    Great ’toon and comments, Clay. Keep up the good work.

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    knutdl  3 months ago

    Don’t forget the pizza Pizza rat. It’s in the oven (OMG).

    BTW: “Read your bible and die every day.” (Larry Norman)

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    superposition  3 months ago

    With anti-science/medicine advocates like Jill Stein and RFK Jr as presidential candidates, the enemies of the USA are having a good laugh.

    Nicole Shanahan, a Bay Area lawyer once married to the Google co-founder Sergey Brin, gave $4 million and creative guidance to a group backing Robert F. Kennedy Jr.’s independent presidential bid. Update: Robert F. Kennedy Jr. has selected Nicole Shanahan as his running mate. Super Bowl ads cost a fortune. NYT (4 days ago)

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    VegaAlopex  3 months ago

    answer: because Drumpf wants a slave for a running mate

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    A# 466  3 months ago

    Trump THINK?? Surly you jest. Now if you assert that Trump sniffs, well, that’s different …

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    smithsilverstrea  3 months ago

    I woke up hoping this was all just an April Fool’s joke.

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    The Nodding Head  3 months ago

    You lost The Noisy Nitwit at “think”

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    Direwolf  3 months ago

    He still hasn’t announced. Maybe he could have a bidding war.

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    truthsocialol  3 months ago

    Attendees at an April fundraiser for Donald Trump will shell out as much as $814,600 to join the guest list.

    The fundraiser’s “Chairman” option costs $814,600 per person and includes “dinner seating at president’s table, reception, and photo opportunity, personalized ‘our journey together’ coffee table book by trump.”

    “Host Committee” runs $250,000 per person and does not include seating or photo with Trump.

    The invite shows trump’s campaign receiving the first $6,600 in donations for the primary and general campaign.

    The rest goes to the save america pac, which has paid tens of millions of dollars in legal bills for trump in recent years.

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    truthsocialol  3 months ago

    At his florida event, trump charged almost a million dollars per person for dinner and pic.

    Less than 800,000, no picture.

    trump held the event on his own property. Milking it from both ends.

    trump keeps the majority of these political donations for himself.

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    truthsocialol  3 months ago

    Remember when trump was investigated for money laundering?

    More than once, trump has been investigated for money laundering.

    trump’s financial interests have been aligned with David Eduardo Guzmán, whom a U.S. court sentenced to nine years for laundering millions of dollars’ worth of illicit funds, including narcotics proceeds, through companies and real estate.

    trump did little to nothing to prevent this.

    Proceeds from Colombian cartels’ narcotics trafficking were laundered through the Trump Ocean Club.

    donald trump was one of the beneficiaries.

    A million dollars for a political dinner per person is a lot of money.

    Who is contributing?

    When he sells his social media stock, a money launderer could buy millions of dollars worth.

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    Adolf Trump  3 months ago

    “I wuz hopin’ fer an April 1st prank frum Clay….but no, Sad”

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    Teto85 Premium Member 3 months ago

    Another hat trick for Mr JOnes. Funny, to the point and maggoty trumpfluffers have their panties in twists.

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    eclairewl Premium Member 3 months ago

    Do trolls get paid?

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    [Unnamed Reader - 14b4ce]  3 months ago

    Instead of the Bible, Trump should be selling DANTE’S INFERNO.

    Guess which character HE is…..

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    Alberta Oil Premium Member 3 months ago

    trump missing an opportunity to sell something just shows that he.. is getting old, tired and senile.

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    MC4802 Premium Member 3 months ago

    The Trump Store – where else can you get a mugshot and a bible from “The One”? /s

    How about a comic of the best stuff currently on sale in the Trump Store ? Gotta be a lot of material.

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    Ally2005  3 months ago

    T’s VP auction will open bidding at $10 mill, $1 mill increments, in cash. T will not allow to be out grifted by a two bit, half baked zero like RFK jr. T is still the #1 zero and he doesn’t want his magats to worry about a pretender to his throne.

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    IndyW  3 months ago

    It took two past presidents and a third rate TV night host, entertainers in a telethon style circus, to prop up and help out a senile Biden, and sucker their rich buddies out of $100k photo op.

    Trumps seems to be doing well all on his own. Who’s a grifter here?

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    Radish the wordsmith  3 months ago

    Now bible salesman Putin lover professional criminal and tax cheat Trump has positioned himself as a would be dictator and anti Christ.

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    charliekane  3 months ago

    Oooh, CJ gave Frondy an owie!

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    Adolf Trump  3 months ago

    trump thinks he’s Jesus? Where is a Catholic nun, when you need one?

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    Steverino Premium Member 3 months ago

    tRump’s selling bibles reminds me of the movie “Paper Moon”.

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    truthsocialol  3 months ago

    A VP candidate whose eligibility is her billions in alimony payments, teamed up with an anti-vaxxing, roid-raging, nutjob conspiracy theorist nepo baby, is gut-wrenching proof of how low this country has sunk.

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    Godfreydaniel  3 months ago

    I defy anybody who calls Biden “senile” to deconstruct a Traitor Trump word salad rant, while appearing to be rational. Can’t be done. And once again yet again: Trump is a proven career criminal, rapist, and traitor. What the hel did the trolls do to their brains (if they had any)?

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    moderltydislikecats  3 months ago

    glad he never thought of that… the bible would be costing millions of dollars.. overpriced much?

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    Free Radical  3 months ago

    RFK Jr is looking like the logical alternative for all RATs (republicans against trump) and there are a lot of them

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    AndrewSihler  3 months ago

    There’s still plenty of time for the grifters-in-waiting to line up and make their offers.

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    Walter Kocker Premium Member 3 months ago

    Where is Sirhan Sirhan now, when we need him?/s

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