Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for April 07, 2024

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    Cornelius Noodleman  8 months ago

    Our fire alarm don’t do that.

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    enigmamz  8 months ago

    I’ve heard the alarm go off from birthday candles.

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    Doug K  8 months ago

    It’s a very sensitive smoke alarm. Perhaps a little too sensitive. But it’s a good reminder to put your candles out when or before you go to bed.

    Perhaps also a reminder that people can’t smell while they are sleeping.

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    Zykoic  8 months ago

    We have elaborate smoke and carbon monoxide alarms in our house. The one feature that I don’t like is the false alarm that always goes off the night before you have to leave early in the morning for the airport. Cause of alarm; spiders or dust in the unit that is at the very top of the tallest room in the house causing you to bundle up and retrieve the tall ladder out behind the shed. Of course it’s raining…..

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    BigDaveGlass  8 months ago

    I wish mine had a “I’m just cooking bacon” setting……

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    Doug Taylor Premium Member 8 months ago

    Good night, John-Boy. Good night, Elizabeth.

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    Gent  8 months ago

    Bing eh? Not tells me he use ChattyGPT for alarming system.

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    ThreeDogDad Premium Member 8 months ago

    All our alarms ever say is “Battery low!” every minute starting at 2:00 am.

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    rockyridge1977  8 months ago

    Drone fire alarm……..nice!!!!

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    Goat from PBS  8 months ago

    “Yo! Wake up!”

    If my alarm said that to me, I would listen to it a lot quicker.

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  8 months ago

    He’s detecting some disapproval.

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    David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace  8 months ago

    Wiz built well.

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    ST Joe River Premium Member 8 months ago

    This was kind of dumb. Don’t get it at all. HMMM maybe it is just me.

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    Rista  8 months ago

    Had an alarm go off one night with the low battery beep. Husband couldn’t get the battery out to change it and didn’t want to wake up that much, so he yanked the entire off the ceiling and tossed it down stairs on the couch. A few minutes later we heard the BEEP again, getting closer. A moment later our renter banged politely on the bedroom door, she’d fallen asleep on the couch and in the dark he’d tossed the alarm on her lap. “Can you please tell me how to shut this thing up?”

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    daleandkristen  8 months ago

    I put new batteries in ALL the alarms this morning. A few will receive that attention in Sept and Oct.

    (On month of November calendar I left Note to self to buy a new carbon monoxide alarm for 3rd floor even though the gas is turned off.) Daughter currently uses microwave when visiting.

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    dbrucepm  8 months ago

    reminds me of the sentient luggage in Discworld

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    Ron Bauerle  8 months ago

    If they have the tech for smoke detectors, why are they burning candles?

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