The LORD, the Creator of all things, does not get tired. His strength and understanding have no limit. He grants power to those who are weak, and to those who have no power He increases their strength.
Even the young and strong get tired, but those who wait on the LORD will renew their strength. In fact, they shall fly with wings like eagles.
I heard the monk who “calculated” the earth is 6000 years old also determined the first day of creation was a Tuesday. So the “day of rest” is Monday. That means if we ever get the 4-day work week, will we have Monday off.
TonysSon 7 months ago
No halo…must be casual Friday.
Little Caesar 7 months ago
Mine eyes have seen the Glory of the coming of the Lord,
He is driving down the highway in a pink & yellow Ford….
(take it, Russ…)
The Reader Premium Member 7 months ago
Sigh! I think things went pretty well, except maybe for the Eden Project.
David Lieb Premium Member 7 months ago
But was a Saturday that he rested!
phritzg Premium Member 7 months ago
If God takes a vacation, would we say He’s gone on a sabbatical?
The Orange Mailman 7 months ago
Have you not known? Have you not heard?
The LORD, the Creator of all things, does not get tired. His strength and understanding have no limit. He grants power to those who are weak, and to those who have no power He increases their strength.
Even the young and strong get tired, but those who wait on the LORD will renew their strength. In fact, they shall fly with wings like eagles.
tedwools 7 months ago
I am I getting deja vu? This joke was used by the strip already
purepaul Premium Member 7 months ago
Uh, what about Saturday? Isn’t that that when there is a long list to tackle at home? Sure was before I quit the workforce.
Alverant 7 months ago
I heard the monk who “calculated” the earth is 6000 years old also determined the first day of creation was a Tuesday. So the “day of rest” is Monday. That means if we ever get the 4-day work week, will we have Monday off.
Lee26 Premium Member 7 months ago
God is not governed by time. We are, He isn’t.
ctolson 7 months ago
Must be His ‘Friday’ because God rested on the seventh day which is Sunday.
Stat_man99 7 months ago
Blasphemy.
metagalaxy1970 7 months ago
It has been a lllloooonnnnngggg week.
Katzi428 7 months ago
I’m laughing a LITTLE too hard at this!!
eddi-TBH 7 months ago
He’s been mellower since he switched to decaf.