Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for April 16, 2024

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    seanfear  8 months ago

    yeaaaah … it’s the season

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    MichaelAxelFleming  8 months ago

    I seed what you did there.

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    blunebottle  8 months ago

    Just where do you find a watermelon with seeds these days?

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    Walrus Gumbo Premium Member 8 months ago

    I prefer the sneezeless watermelon!

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    The Reader Premium Member 8 months ago

    How watermelons got seedless!

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    Huckleberry Hiroshima  8 months ago

    Aw heck I’d eat ’em both.

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    phritzg Premium Member 8 months ago

    That will make him the first piece to be eaten. I remember a poster that was something like “The nail that sticks out the most is the first one to get pounded down.”

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    jango  8 months ago

    Quite a seedy character

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    Doug K  8 months ago

    In a watermelon seed spitting contest, it’s usually to see who can spit one seed the farthest. They should do more who can spit (or sneeze) the most at one time.i

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    ladykat  8 months ago

    Bless you.

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    Daltongang Premium Member 8 months ago

    Who knew that seedless watermelons are actually regular watermelons with a cold?

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  8 months ago

    Wow, look achoo now!

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    wildlandwaters  8 months ago

    so that’s how they do it!

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    thejanith Premium Member 8 months ago

    Love it! Thanks for the laugh!

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    Moonkey Premium Member 8 months ago

    I see those Awkward Yeti eyes!

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    Chris Sherlock  8 months ago

    Spreading his seed.

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    Shikamoo Premium Member 8 months ago

    I will never look at seedless watermelon the same way.

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    chachadelrio  8 months ago

    Free Palestine!

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    Laurie Stoker Premium Member 8 months ago

    Was this the first seedless waterman?

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