Agnes by Tony Cochran for April 23, 2024

this should be in NatGeo

I have a faux chinchilla jacket—which is totally useless in S. Florida!

Will she call it the WhyPillow?

Only if it’s the tummy fur, Trout.

I think I know how Mike Lindell got his start.

That’ll be soft too, Trout.

Most dead things end up stiff as boards and pretty stanky. I doubt that’d make a good pillow. Agnes should check in with the “Pillow Guy” (snark) he’s pretty smart.

This soft essence is the hydrating step right after cleansing and gives the skin a powerful burst of hydration. Carefully formulated with Fermented Seaweed…..on something my wife bought once.

How much stuff could you stuff in the softest sack if the softest sack could be stuffed?

Bombax ceiba.

What’s the price of chinchilla chow these days? :)

Want a dead animal carcass? Stroll a ways along any highway and you’re sure to come along one pretty soon. Automobiles kill a million vertebrate animals in the U.S. every day. About 2/3 of those killed are birds (want some down, Agnes?); roadkill is the third leading human-created cause of bird deaths in this country.

Notice Trout’s got her mouth full when she’s talking about the dead squirrel. I couldn’t! :)

The softest pillow will provide no support for your head. The softest pillowcase will shred the first time you roll over.

for the chinchilla, it’ll be a pillow to die for…

“Practically the same thing.”

This is really gross as I am eating my supper of scrambled egg sandwiches, they were supposed to be fried egg sandwiches but they stuck to the pan, which is supposed to be non-stick, and became scrambled.