Day by Dave by Dave Whamond for April 26, 2024

Just beware when they say the want to have you for dinner

And they don’t notice the probing as much either.

Pokémon real goal.

And if they have good coffee too? Game over.

Aah, the Cookbook from the Twilight Zone.

at least it will get the phone zombies off the streets

Where’s Bleeb?!

Oh wait… wrong cartoon! Sorry, Dave!

Dave’s about as alien as you can get.

How fast is the WiFi?

I’d rather have free data.

It seems to be.

My wife was alien, once until she was naturalized.

Undocumented immigrants of the worst kind. They’re want you for dinner! Twilight Zone’s “To serve Mankind” episode. ;-p

The aliens had me at the word “free.”

Europeans are funny.

What ?! The the wall didn’t keep them out ?

I hope they don’t run out of probes.

The smart phone zombie apocolypse

Ice Ice baby …!

Ha! Getting them is easy. Keeping them, once no longer get a signal, could get ugly.

That beats national pretzel day by small steps and great leaps.

The aliens must have watched “To Serve Man,” on The Twilight Zone.

The reception there is out of this world