The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for April 16, 2024

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    ronaldspence  8 months ago

    I bet he can really tickle the ivory’s!

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    Ratkin Premium Member 8 months ago

    Well, what Jamaica that?

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    Bilan  8 months ago

    Of course elephants are great musicians. They have the ear for it.

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member 8 months ago

    Terrible pun, and a fine homage to a great singer.

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    Funniguy  8 months ago

    He really flies thru that number!

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    derdave969  8 months ago

    Shirt should be unbuttoned.

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    ksu71  8 months ago

    ♫ Hey mister tally man tally my pea e nuts ♫

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    phritzg Premium Member 8 months ago

    For his next number, he’ll be doing Chubby Checker’s “Dumbo Rock”: “Jack be Dumbo, Jack be quick Jack go under de Dumbo stick”

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    [Traveler] Premium Member 8 months ago

    I’ve seen a horse fly. I’ve even seen a house fly, but I ain’t never seen an elephant fly.

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    jango  8 months ago

    Those congas are gonna take a pounding!

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    uniquename  8 months ago

    Next song in the set, “Try to Remember”.

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  8 months ago

    How about Shari Belafonte.

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    philwinn  8 months ago

    funny

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    Daltongang Premium Member 8 months ago

    Even Henny Youngman had too much class and self respect. He would never stoop that low for a joke.

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  8 months ago

    His story will be featured in a motion picture called Apocalypso Now.

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    bobbyferrel  8 months ago

    Thanks a lot for the earworm.

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    Radish...   8 months ago

    Their record sold in mammoth amounts.

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    Angry Indeed Premium Member 8 months ago

    “Ladies and Pachyderms, let’s give a warm, trunk-trumpeting welcome to Hairy Ell-Lah-Fahn-Tay”

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    Lablubber   8 months ago

    He can pachyderm them in.

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    The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member 8 months ago

    He’s on a concert tour in the southern states, with performances in Tuskegee and Tuscaloosa.

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    inthevault  8 months ago

    ivories

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    inthevault  8 months ago

    SCOTT HILLBURN: Extra-good pun.

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