The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for April 17, 2024

she needs an appendectomy!

Liv. :D

appendixes do help eliminate bacteria in the body, in cows appendixes help digest grass.

I don’t know if I should burst out laughing or crying

Well, you could get off your butt and collect supplementary material for the end of a book.

SHE MUST B A TONGUE-WAGGING ALL DAY!

I Liv Loosey.

He must be really hard to stomach….

Maybe he could get a job as an organ grinder.

Actually the appendix does have a useful but somewhat disgusting job, according to some. Hosting gut bacteria in a film so it can be reconstructed after an illness. Now we find out that our friends, the bacteria in the gut, are vital to survival. Who knew? Now if we could just figure out the purpose of the coccyx…

Other than to annoy folks who don’t believe in evolution.

Don’t rile him! You don’t want to see him inflamed!

Of all the Gall

I went to work for USPS day after graduation from high school. It was a great job. We got the mail out and we showed a profit. Congress got involved and started trying to run it with their people. They didn’t know didly squat about getting mail out. Now we’re in a pickle thanks to morons in D.C.

We’ll just see what pancreas has to say about that!

He’s gonna have some sleenin’ to do.

Need to go back to readin’ writin’ and rhythmic

Someday, the appendix will burst and she’ll be free of him.

She’s built up a lot of bile about this relationship.

What happened to the spleen comment?

I was going to say and the spleen is one organ that can also be removed.

When I was a kid, they removed appendices at the drop of a hat (or a bad stomachache), but (like tonsils) they’ve since realized that with proper care we are better off with all our parts. Scientists were so convinced we were full of leftover junk we didn’t need do to evolving, it took them awhile to realize that just because some parts weren’t necessary and could have problems (just like vital organs), that didn’t mean they weren’t contributing something.

He’s always in that chair, so she never has to cecum out.

This is too much to digest!

He is there to protect things in ways she doesn’t understand.

At first I thought that was a terd someone left in the easy chair.

Well, you could, at the least, become completely infected, and be cut out of here instead of inflaming me … you, you archaic piece of schmutz.

They have a divorce hearing in OR 6.

She’s just kidneying him.

Marrying a liver would have been the wurst thing she could have done.

And you can easily be removed! Got rid of mine!

Had an emergency appendectomy a couple of years ago – two little incisions that looked like paper cuts-no band aide / stitches / ointment