Super-Fun-Pak Comix by Ruben Bolling for September 04, 2024

It don’t pay much, but it keeps him in gazpacho.

It beats cooking toddlers and entering meth in…oh, never mind.

Cue banjo music

Showing off his store-bought teeth, I see.

I feel a hoedown coming on.

Looks like we got a new lead in the JonBenet case.

He became spokesman for original Mountain Dew. ’You’ll get that barefoot feeling on account of Mountain Dew’. It’ll tickle your innards!

And became trump’s base!

But…what about the sofa? Tune in tomorrow!

Soon after this appeared, the strip was rebooted as “Hillbilly Robot” (a fully-functional robot who just happens to be a hillbilly) to bring it into the 21st Century.

All the meth is made and toddlers are beauty-pageanted by A.I. now…

Soon, Billy will parlay his schtick into a nomination for Vice President.

You wanna meth around?

“And these are my feet, they’re Toe Shoes.”