Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for April 17, 2024

Arrh, …

By hook or crook, they’ll make you a man!

He’s on the hook for the bill.

He then lost an eye because it was itchy.

Last time, they considered rebuilding phalanges, realigning the tarsal bones and the tibia and fibula, and painstakingly reconnecting nerves at the knee …before deciding to just go with a peg.

I’d like to see how they attach the parrot.

we can’t. We ALL have hooks!

Neck bone connected to tha——?

And then we can charge a buck-an-ear.

Fellow I knew worked for the power company as a lineman. He lost both hands when an energized line fell and landed on his arms. He had two hooks, and danged if he didn’t do just fine with them.

They’’ll add a little scurvy while they’re at it

Grrr.

Give him a hook and he’ll operate today.

Teach him to hook and he’ll operate for a lifetime!

This cartoon is rated Arrrrrrrrh.

Dark and HilarRRRrrrrious!

Who needs a sterilized operation room when you have a poopdeck?

Now that the hand’s fixed, what about the booty?

Pirate optometrists, which eye patch is better? One or two?

Did they hook up the anesthesia?