She REALLY likes her giant safety pin. Or, is she selling giant safety pins, and only appearing to be enthusiastic about it for the presentation of advertisement? If that is the case, then she is very convincing, and I should like to see her in other productions.
…but they don’t tell you how big of a prick safety pin can be…
…‘see…
…Chubby Checker did have more songs than the Twist…
…this little Froglandia jingle has finally taught me the correct way to use a safety pin…
…approved by the MAGA…
…the Mammoths and Giants Association…
…president Jolly Green Giant…
…stated, ’Giant safety pins are important to us…
…each one signifies a victory for our union…
…we have successfully sued Santa Claus who illegally repurposed our own HoHoHo…
…Elves are our brothers…
…we got them unionized…
…that’s two safety pins, fellas’…
…yes…
…Goliath lost to David in the last election…
…but it was rigged…
…and David’s anti- Giant campaign was fueled by his campaign’s manager Jack the giant killer’s spin on his stealing from and killing an innocent giant…
Randy B Premium Member 3 months ago
Stab it in deep, and spin spin SPIN!
PraiseofFolly 3 months ago
What’s with this lame pin-up girl? I want my money back! (—
phritzg Premium Member 3 months ago
Wear fingertip guards when using a safety pin. They offer protection from bad pricks.
Huckleberry Hiroshima 3 months ago
What’s safe for Mrs. Jones is safe for ….
The Old Wolf 3 months ago
Is this some twisted version of “spin the bottle?”
nancyb creator 3 months ago
It’s hard to pin this down.
Rotifer NOT GETTING RUBEN BOLLING’S PIN Thalweg Premium Member 3 months ago
Ode on a Grecian Urn 1819, John Keats – Romantic Poet
Ode on a Safety Pin 2024, Teresa – Bath Mat Factory Tycoon
Brass Orchid Premium Member 3 months ago
She REALLY likes her giant safety pin. Or, is she selling giant safety pins, and only appearing to be enthusiastic about it for the presentation of advertisement? If that is the case, then she is very convincing, and I should like to see her in other productions.
rastapopilos 3 months ago
Laugh and spin With safety pin. Do we have a jingle.
Rev Phnk Ey 3 months ago
Curse you and your fancy handwriting.
charles9156 3 months ago
wow there’s a weapon
Huckleberry Hiroshima 3 months ago
Is this really about the mismatched shoes? We may need perspective on this.
lemonbaskt 3 months ago
preferred pin of punk rockers everywhere
3hourtour Premium Member 3 months ago
…sure…
…safety pin is large…
…but they don’t tell you how big of a prick safety pin can be…
…‘see…
…Chubby Checker did have more songs than the Twist…
…this little Froglandia jingle has finally taught me the correct way to use a safety pin…
…approved by the MAGA…
…the Mammoths and Giants Association…
…president Jolly Green Giant…
…stated, ’Giant safety pins are important to us…
…each one signifies a victory for our union…
…we have successfully sued Santa Claus who illegally repurposed our own HoHoHo…
…Elves are our brothers…
…we got them unionized…
…that’s two safety pins, fellas’…
…yes…
…Goliath lost to David in the last election…
…but it was rigged…
…and David’s anti- Giant campaign was fueled by his campaign’s manager Jack the giant killer’s spin on his stealing from and killing an innocent giant…
Howard'sMyHero 3 months ago
Say it again …!
( there! )
Mad-ge Dish Soap 3 months ago
Pen pigpen points for a double marker sharpener with both ends of pen.
Mike Baldwin creator 3 months ago
All together now! All together now, all together now!
INGSOC 3 months ago
cyclone sally
coltish1. 3 months ago
How we pin the diaper on RIN TIN TIN!
willie_mctell 3 months ago
It was a fad dance when I was in junior high.
Mad-ge Dish Soap 3 months ago
Spin Blend Salad Dressing.
Under the pin.
lawguy05 3 months ago
Pew – what is that smell??