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“Oh, come on. Chad, don’t be disgusting! You are not a Prince, I am not Snow White, and your nasty version of her Disney song would be at least R-Rated.”
Where I live, close to Lake Michigan, if you’re not being careful, the sky rats will also swoop down and eat right out of your hand. And when a bunch of them stay on your roof long enough, it’ll be covered with stinky white “paint”.
I would actually love to see this in one of those Disney movies where they have real people with happy animated birds fluttering around. Disney meets Reality.
One of the few things I retained from high school biology: Birds cannot “hold it in”. Their bodies are designed to be lightweight and when there’s poop in the “chamber” it just comes out. No point in carrying that extra weight around.
John Lustig (Last Kiss) creator 9 months ago
To see the original 1964 art and text, click on the “LIFE WITH LIP” button on this page. Once you’re on the blog, just click the “comments” link below today’s comic.
Futabakun Premium Member 9 months ago
This week’s hidden reference is from the Producers (the original movie).
GreasyOldTam 9 months ago
I’ll loan you my cat,
blunebottle 9 months ago
Snow White you aint!
Jayalexander 9 months ago
No Cap, she had this guy eating out of her hand. Then he became, a filthy disgusting, finger sucking, bore.
PraiseofFolly 9 months ago
“Oh, come on. Chad, don’t be disgusting! You are not a Prince, I am not Snow White, and your nasty version of her Disney song would be at least R-Rated.”
nosirrom 9 months ago
She got the bird, now all she need is a Bronx cheer.
basspro 9 months ago
That’s not poop in your hand baby, oh yeah and thanks by the way.
The Reader Premium Member 9 months ago
And that is when Bambi ran out of the bushes and kicked her!
Dobby53 Premium Member 9 months ago
You know, technically, Dejah Thoris is a Disney Princess, but you never see her (esp in original garb) at WDW. She’d make short shrift of those birds.
sevaar777 9 months ago
Welcome to reality…
phritzg Premium Member 9 months ago
Where I live, close to Lake Michigan, if you’re not being careful, the sky rats will also swoop down and eat right out of your hand. And when a bunch of them stay on your roof long enough, it’ll be covered with stinky white “paint”.
pat sandy creator 9 months ago
bird’s the word…
otforever 9 months ago
Mmm… Whenever she reverted to her New York accent, Chad was never left hanging.
jrankin1959 9 months ago
Nice tribute to the original The Producers. (Max: Thank you, madam. Concierge: I’m not a madam – I’m a concierge!)
mokspr Premium Member 9 months ago
Careful dearie, your roots are showing.
Another Take 9 months ago
“Someday soon all these pesky trees will be cleared for your giant pig operation and pig poop pit!”
“No poop pit, honey – I’ll just have a trench that leads to the river.”
“You’re so clever!”
oakie817 9 months ago
all of a sudden, she’s doing a Curly Howard impression
Ivan the Terrible 9 months ago
I believe I’ve see a video on the hidden or subliminal images in all the old Disney cartoons on the conspiracies channel available on Roku.
Crash7 9 months ago
I’m not a madam. I’m a concierge.
Calvins Brother 9 months ago
Stop her Chad, she’s going to break into a song!
“The hills are alive, with the sound…….”
davewhamond creator 9 months ago
I would actually love to see this in one of those Disney movies where they have real people with happy animated birds fluttering around. Disney meets Reality.
markkahler52 9 months ago
Now have the nearby grasshoppers snatch pebbles from your hand
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace 9 months ago
“Other than that, the resemblance is remarkable.”
BRBurns1960 9 months ago
Thoity doity boids, a sittin on the coib, a choipin and a boipen and eating doity woims.
Jml58 9 months ago
Sit at a seaside cafe with french fries, and the sea gulls will eat right out of your plate.
Lady loves a joke 9 months ago
I thought of Maid Marian, in ‘Men in tights’, when she had a happy little bluebird on her finger.
up2trixx 9 months ago
One of the few things I retained from high school biology: Birds cannot “hold it in”. Their bodies are designed to be lightweight and when there’s poop in the “chamber” it just comes out. No point in carrying that extra weight around.
This is why I will not let a bird sit on me.
mistercatworks 9 months ago
“Surprise. I invited some ‘little people’ along on our date tonight. Seven of them.”