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True. One must inject a little variety into one’s relationship. For example poison, cutting brake lines, and causing an avalanche is always a tension breaker.
The only sensible response is: There’s no chance what so ever of it happening, since I just left town, am leaving the continent, I’m changing my name and I’ve donated all my fortune anonymously to several to several good charities…
John Lustig (Last Kiss) creator about 1 month ago
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Imagine about 1 month ago
And what are the chances of him surviving again?
Jml58 about 1 month ago
There is no chance it would be accidently.
Say What Now‽ Premium Member about 1 month ago
He wouldn’t eat the mushroom? (old joke)
The Reader Premium Member about 1 month ago
True, she will need to add a fourth factor to make the scenario successful.
Jayalexander about 1 month ago
Not going to the Grand Canyon with this Spastic.
PraiseofFolly about 1 month ago
She’s a real charmer.
markkahler52 about 1 month ago
Third time’s a charm, eh?
Dobby53 Premium Member about 1 month ago
Is she talking to the Coyote? (a la Coyote and Road Runner).
phritzg Premium Member about 1 month ago
The chances are the same as him ̶b̶e̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶t̶r̶i̶p̶p̶e̶d̶ falling down stairs and being buried on a golf course.
WDDIM about 1 month ago
That depends, is her darling Charlie Brown?
pat sandy creator about 1 month ago
find another girl…
bmckee about 1 month ago
True. One must inject a little variety into one’s relationship. For example poison, cutting brake lines, and causing an avalanche is always a tension breaker.
PraiseofFolly about 1 month ago
They call her “Accident L. Lee,” the rich Widow of East Dundee.
ThreeDogDad Premium Member about 1 month ago
See today’s Andertoons for a discussion on the Oxford comma.
scote1379 Premium Member about 1 month ago
There’s something about signing a million dollar life insurance policy on the wedding day that started the marriage off on the wrong foot !
Calvins Brother about 1 month ago
Is she dating Wiley Coyote?
SofaKing about 1 month ago
In the movie Mystery Men, The Bowler describes how her father died. “He fell down an elevator shaft, onto some bullets.”
Ivan the Terrible about 1 month ago
I love a mean cruel woman!
nednewbie about 1 month ago
reminds me of that song “You don’t love me anymore” by that great American singer/ songwriter, Weird Al Yankovic :-D
Imagine about 1 month ago
She’s to die for.
MartinPerry1 about 1 month ago
Luckily I’m not rich enough for her to waste time on me.
Gent about 1 month ago
Ah her favourite colour be Giallo!
Mike Baldwin creator about 1 month ago
Ha! Plus it’s the third date, you could get lucky.
luca.debus creator about 1 month ago
Such a clutz, silly me!!
Another Take about 1 month ago
Well, they do say the third time is the charm after all…
davewhamond creator about 1 month ago
♫ Oops, I did it again! ♫ ♫
mokspr Premium Member about 1 month ago
“By the way, did you ever get that radio controller I bought you installed in your motorized wheelchair?”
oakie817 about 1 month ago
well, if you really try…
David Huie Green LosersBlameOthers&It'sYOURfault about 1 month ago
It does not speak well of her talents when she had to do it over and over. But at least she knows she needs more practice.
Lady loves a joke about 1 month ago
Tone it down a little bit, Trixie. He’s not that bright, but even he’s starting to get suspicious.
Rista about 1 month ago
The only sensible response is: There’s no chance what so ever of it happening, since I just left town, am leaving the continent, I’m changing my name and I’ve donated all my fortune anonymously to several to several good charities…