Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for April 19, 2024

She now has a lovely rare can in her collection

But this one’s a real Bobby Dazzler. (Thank you Oak Island)

Eh that the second strangest looking sea shell me has ever seen.

This is what people who live on the beach have to deal with . We had to pick up everything from cans to folding chairs and umbrellas. People would buy cheap crap at Walmart and instead of taking it home they would leave it on the beach.

More garbage, less shells.

The mentality of people who throw their trash just anywhere has always been a bit of a mystery to me. It’s so easy to dispose of one’s trash properly.

This is more sad than anything.

………keep walking!!!!!

Wait until they come up on the beached Whale! “Oops. Sorry, Blanche. Wasn’t talking about you, dear!” ;-p

OMG! This is what my beach walks look like – except I carry a large bag with me so that it all gets picked up.

The beach isn’t lovely though.

Interesting seashells. You could use one of them to replace aluminum cans!!

(He cheered cluelessly.)

Blanche … go to California … you can add hypodermic needles to your collection.

Try visiting some of the beaches along the Gulf Coast. You can collect huge globs of crude oil on the bottom of your feet / shoes without even trying. Now that is disgusting. People who go to the beach in those areas now know to take along a can of some kind of solvent to wash the gunk off before heading home.

“I have a large collection of seashell that I keep on beaches all over the world. Maybe you’ve seen it.”—-Steven Wright